This is Not a War: Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner
What’s beef?
When I was a young girl, my mother would tell me that I should never chase after men or buses because another one was always on the way. I took her advice and now more than ever, I wish women would stop chasing after men who are not chasing after them. And if you can’t stop chasing a man, at least stop declaring war on another female, who is or is not with your ex. Today’s cup of tea is dedicated to Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner.
Once again the gram has become the battlefield. Last night, Blac Chyna posted a picture of the tacky ass watch that Tyga gave her. Kylie Jenner responded with a picture of her tacky ass watch from Tyga with the caption, “Currently.” With that “Currently,” another skirmish began. Now ladies and gentlemen, enjoy today’s cup of Jasmine Green tea because this is some straight bs. Let us sip:
- This watch is tacky as hell
- Both of y’all don’t feel a certain kindaof way that Tyga is purchasing the same gifts for every girl he’s with. If he’s not creative with gifts, one can only imagine what else he isn’t creative with.
- Blac Chyna– you’re fighting with a 17 year old.
Let’s take a moment to address each of these ladies.
Dearest Blac, a breakup with your fiancée is always difficult, especially when you share a child. One can only imagine how devastating it was to realize that your relationship faltered and the other woman was your best friend for a time’s little sister. Here’s the thing, you are a mother and a grown woman. Why are you fighting with a child? Your best revenge is your life, your beauty bar business and your career. You are off the pole. Stop it, it’s not fair to fight with a child and makes you look weak in the process. Is Kylie supposed to be jealous of your Instagram naked photo shoot? Is Tyga suddenly going to miss you? Listen, if he wanted to be with you, he would and no 17 year old could take him away. Focus on your weave game and do you.
Now, Kylie…. Little girl, sit your fast butt down. I know you’re going through a lot with Bruce’s public gender transition, your mama the original pimp and your sisters who may or may not reinforce the belief that your body and sex sells. These things do sell but you can’t buy your self respect. I know you think you are in love but sit down. No one’s here to tell you but I will- you should be studying a book or ghostwriting another dystopian novel with words, we know you can’t pronounce. You look so dumb and ignorant, fighting with the grown ass ex and mother of your boo’s child. A girl fights other girls. A woman handles her business and doesn’t start wars she can’t finish. And here’s a crazy thought, every post on Instagram isn’t meant for you. You are making millions, focus on your money and not participating on the new #thot wars of 2015.
And ultimately, both of you are fighting over Tyga! So I’ll just sit here and put on another pot of tea.
