How To Be Perfect: Male Pubes
What’s a man to do?
Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.
*We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it to count as advice. Take it or leave it though you should probably leave it.
Todays: Query: Male Pubes: Au Natural Or Au Revoir?
Ruby’s Advice:
Who cares. You’re a man! Whatever manscaping you do or don’t do will reflect very little on how much love women will give you. Maybe ladies who like a thicket of pubes will be initially put off by the bare terrain, but will get right down to fellating you anyway. And moreover, will love you endlessly on top of that. Now if you were a lady, it’d be a very different story. Even a man who secretly has a lolita-fetish and likes his ladies looking pre-pubescent will screw you every which way even if your beaver hair were a foot long. And you liked like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes. Still, he’ll screw you. But love? No, love is reserved for women who do things right. The women who don’t have a doll collection. The women who know the perfect balance of fitting in and one-upping other women. Consider yourself lucky, mon ami. If someone is seeing your pubes or lack thereof, the world is yours.
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Bunny’s Advice:
It depends how big your little guy is down there. General rule of thumb: little dick: shave the pubes, big dick: you can keep the thicket. Also, if the hair is too fine and wispy, that generally doesn’t reflect the manliness you want to exhibit, so shave it off. Or wax. Though, I never understand how some men wax their balls, the skin seems so loose and wrinkly, pulling it taught to rip the hair out by through root must be a laborious task. Those salon workers truly do magic.
