The Truth About People Who Think “Whores” Are The Worst
Whore-slanderers and slut-shamers are the worst kind of people.
Lately, I’ve been unfollowing people with abandon. You post something I think is bullshit, BAM unfollowed like a boss.
There’s a particular pattern I noticed in some people who were really drawing my ire: they’re the people who think ‘whores’ are the worst.
I Know Him!
You know who I mean. It’s the guy who writes status after status about what a dumb whore X celebrity is, how she deserves every bad thing that happens to her because how dare she date so many guys so close together! Double standards aside, who the fuck do these guys think they are? Arbiters of chastity? But it’s not just guys, sometimes women are the worst haters!
Slut Scrutinizing
Women tend to have more specific and minute criteria for sluttiness. It varies from woman to terrible woman though. A good rule of thumb is to look at a woman and guess what’s she’s physically insecure about. Does she have short, thick stumps for legs? Then I bet she thinks short skirts are a sure sign of floosiness. I was once told by a small tittied bitch that visible bra straps were “skanky.” This was an obvious instance of “boob-shaming.”
Constructed Category
Personally, I think ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’ and ‘skanks’ are more or less made up. They are labels casually thrown around at pretty much anyone with a vagina.
Some nice people might argue, “hey, without so called sluts, we’d never procreate as a species! So big up to sluts!”
Here’s what’s wrong with that: women who are not even sexually active are still called whores.
Don’t believe me?
An Experiment
Try this experiment: find someone who plays Xbox Live. Take the most virginal woman you know and have a conversation in the room while your Xbox friend is playing. Make sure whoever he’s playing can hear you, but you can’t hear them. Talk about things that are objectively chaste, like your newfound love of Korean soap operas.
In no time your Xbox playing friend should receive private message. There’s a 99% it’s about you and your friend being slutty dumb whores. 100% chance it will also probably be racist.
I performed this experiment recently and here’s the message we got:
“Tell those two black prostitutes to shut the fuck up and suck my dick!!”
Ignore the fact I was flattered to be mistaken for black, and focus on the fact that this guy hated us…yet wanted to have sexual relations with us.
Now You Know
I think that gives you a glimpse into the mind of people who think whores are the worst. They hate whores and will gladly delight in the idea of this or that slutty celebrity dying in a fire. But…they’d still would have sex with these people if given the chance.
It’s really a roundabout way of loathing themselves, you see. So I say, cut out the middle man, and just hate yourself. You ARE pretty shitty.
