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Author: Bunny Themelis

Sports

Here Are The Best Shows for Non-Sports Fans

My husband loves sports. I didn’t grow up especially appreciating them. All my siblings are girls, and my father wasn’t really a sports fan. Outside of obligatory hometeam spirit (Baltimore is, afterall, the greatest city in America), our family wasn’t very interested. My mom is Canadian but not into hockey....

New York City Parents

This is Why New York City Parents are Little Babies

  Like most performers who’ve made their way in the big city, I’ve had many side jobs. While the majority of my peers seem to wait tables, I prefer dealing with whiny children as opposed to whiny adults. I babysit. Babysitter Extraordinaire I’m the eldest (isn’t ‘eldest’ much more prestigious...

Drugs

This is My Drug Memoir: A Retrospective

It’s always bothered me how people who’ve never taken drugs will recount all of their dangers. It’s why it’s so easy for the media to slip it in that the “Miami Cannibal” was on LSD. Or cocaine. Or “bath salts.” Hallucinogens often get the worst brunt of these prohibitive assumptions....

Why Names That Are Weird or Unique are Hated On

  Names, how many of us have them? (All of us.) A big pet peeve of mine is when people get all hot and bothered over what people should name their children. I’ve heard people say eccentric names are akin to child abuse. Really, people? Because if you think about...

Why People Should Stop Boob-Shaming Immediately

Today I’d like to speak out against a despicable trend in American culture: boob-shaming. For those of you not in the know, boob-shaming is when a girl or woman is made to feel ashamed of herself due to her naturally large ta-ta’s. From the time her knockers begin to show...

kardashian

Kardashian Hate

  The Kardashians People say the Kardashians represent everything that’s wrong with our country. I say BLAMING the Kardashians is actually what is wrong with this country.   Endlessly seeking out figures on which to project some sense of superiority is what’s ruining our country. Get off the internet and...

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton is the Worst

  I’ll admit it: I used to have a voracious appetite for celebrity gossip. It’s shameful and embarrassing, as I’m the type of lady who fancies herself too smart to be caught up in such cliched female trappings. It was almost as bad as my penchant for introspective and enduring...