2Geeky w/ Bunny: Isis, Thots and Egyptian Mythology
The only Isis I mess with.
Welcome to 2Geeky (for the streets) a video series showcasing all the odds and ends that are simply too geeky for the streets, or comedy club.
I’m Bunny Themelis.
This week I am drawing on some of my expertise: mythology! In my first go-round of 2Geeky videos, I featured a few choice Greek myths. I will no doubt feature more, as I was always narcissistically interested in Greek mythology. I have a degree in Classical Mythology, but I almost went with a Fable/Folklore one, which means I am really fun at parties. You haven’t lived until I’ve regaled you with the origin story of Quetzalcoatl over a few beers.
If you want a good overview of the Minotaur myth, you can check out my old youtubes. I also made a video about Aphrodite’s birth, and funnily enough this Egyptian story ALSO features semen thrown into a body of water. Those immortals, always with the water bukake.
Somebody Has To
I had to stand up for Isis, the Egyptian goddess of health/marriage/knowledge, in light of, you know, the terrorist ISIS. And aren’t they “ISIL” now, anyway? Very frustrating.
Did you know a nail salon in New York called “Isis Nails” had to change their name because of that?? They OBVIOUSLY named the salon for the gorgeous ancient goddess, but no one cares! Poor ancient Gods, always getting dissed in the modern world.
And that really is a damn, damn shame. So here I am, to educate the public with a crash course on some of my favorite Egyptian myths. Isis, Osiris, Set, Thoth and Horus all make appearances.
Like always, myths are surprisingly dirty and disturbing and I give you the raw stories straight from the papyrus scroll! This won’t be like the sanitized versions in those fun Young Adult books by Rick Riordan.
There’s incest, bestiality, and necrophilia- all of mythology’s greatest hits!
So check it out!!
