Tagged: satire

Kanye as President, What Would It Look Like?

Using our patented KTB BreezeScope™ to look at potential futures, we located a news report from April 30, 2021, 100 days after Kanye West was sworn into office as The President of the United States of America.  Many called him crazy when he announced his presidential aspirations 5 years ago at the MTV...

tipper

Dear, “Less-Than-Generous” Tipper

This is a letter to the world of customers from a voice of the service industry. To the people who were less than pleased, blissfully unaware of their poor skills with a tip calculator, and to the people that just didn’t understand how much these little gratuity offerings mean to...

Let Me Remind You Why You Love Coffee

For most, it’s become ritual; your daily cup of coffee. Some will say that it’s the perfect pick me up, and others (including myself) will swear by it’s magical powers to make them do anything and everything without a substantial amount of struggle. Let’s face it, coffee runs the world....

Obnoxious

How To Be Perfect: Not Obnoxious

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

Dating Ugly

How To Be Perfect: Dating Ugly

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

new friends

How To Be Perfect: New Friends

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

getting back together

How to Be Perfect: Getting Back Together

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

dating

How To Be Perfect: Dating Dummies

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

Cheating

How To Be Perfect: Cheating

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

White Lies

How To Be Perfect: Little White Lies

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...