Category: Comedy

advice column

How To Be Perfect: An Advice* Column

  Welcome to the first installment of How To Be Perfect; no-nonsense advice column from two women who know everything.   We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. *Advice need not be...

New York City Parents

This is Why New York City Parents are Little Babies

  Like most performers who’ve made their way in the big city, I’ve had many side jobs. While the majority of my peers seem to wait tables, I prefer dealing with whiny children as opposed to whiny adults. I babysit. Babysitter Extraordinaire I’m the eldest (isn’t ‘eldest’ much more prestigious...

Why Names That Are Weird or Unique are Hated On

  Names, how many of us have them? (All of us.) A big pet peeve of mine is when people get all hot and bothered over what people should name their children. I’ve heard people say eccentric names are akin to child abuse. Really, people? Because if you think about...