Category: Comedy

How To Be Perfect: Being Elitist

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.   *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

How To Be Perfect: Bad Coworkers

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.   *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

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How To Be Perfect: Resume Fudging

  Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.    *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order...

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How To Be Perfect: Male Pubes

  Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.    *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order...

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How to Be Perfect: Pubic Hair

  Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for...

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How To Be Perfect: Stripper Dancing

  Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.   *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order...

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Left Shark: Not Just A Backup Dancer

On Sunday night, as I watched the annual Puppy Bowl, I made an effort to change the channel right as the Superbowl Halftime Show was about to come on. I watched and admired the voice of Katy Perry, the talent of Lenny Kravitz, and the time warp that was the...

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How To Be Perfect: Gossip

  Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.   We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world.   *Advice need not be “good” in...

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How To Be Perfect: Weight Loss

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. *Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

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How To Be Perfect: Your Guy Friends

  Welcome to How To Be Perfect; no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.   We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world.   *Advice need not be “good” in order...