Category: Comedy

Kanye as President, What Would It Look Like?

Using our patented KTB BreezeScope™ to look at potential futures, we located a news report from April 30, 2021, 100 days after Kanye West was sworn into office as The President of the United States of America.  Many called him crazy when he announced his presidential aspirations 5 years ago at the MTV...

How College Students Aren’t Quite Real Adults Yet

We college kids sometimes get tossed into the category of adulthood. Heck, we sometimes throw ourselves into the mix, but this is not the best description for ourselves. College kids may be out there on our own in a new city, but I wouldn’t qualify our 18-20 something year-old selves...

Obnoxious

How To Be Perfect: Not Obnoxious

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

Dating Ugly

How To Be Perfect: Dating Ugly

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything. *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

new friends

How To Be Perfect: New Friends

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

getting back together

How to Be Perfect: Getting Back Together

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...

dating

How To Be Perfect: Dating Dummies

Welcome to How To Be Perfect; a no-nonsense advice* column from two women who know everything.  *We are “lifestyle experts” who have been trained by women’s magazines, men’s magazines, tabloids, celeb gossip and reality TV in the ways of the world. Advice need not be “good” in order for it...